The Little Black Dress
Hello. I’m the little black dress that you’ve seen before. You remember me. I’m sure of it. I’m the one you always wanted but never quite had the proper occasion to buy me. I’m calling out to you now because I have a feeling that there will be an occasion for you to wear me soon. Even if you don’t know it yet, you will need me. Because I’m so cute, you better buy me now before someone else sees how beautiful I am.
You don’t remember where you saw me? Oh, what a shame! That’s okay. If you look for me, you’ll know me when we meet again. I’m the one with the short skirt that you said would be perfect for you. You said that you had the perfect earrings and shoes to go with me. I can’t wait to meet them. You know, I’m so versatile that you may find more uses for me than just the right cocktail party. Also, if you buy me, I’ll be the envy of all of your friends.
When you find me (and I know you will), please look at my care instructions carefully. In order for us to maintain a long lasting friendship, you must take care of me properly. If you’re good to me, I promise to be great to you! I can’t wait to see all of the fun that we have together. I’m certain that we will meet lots of interesting people. You’re sure to attract plenty of attention when you’re wearing me. After all, my job is to make you look good. To be honest with you, it’s not a very difficult job. You already look great! However, when you’re accompanied by me, you’ll look even more beautiful. I will accentuate all of your great physical qualities and minimize the ones you don’t like about yourself. Together we will be stunning!
So what are you waiting for? Please hurry and find me. There are a lot of other women looking at me with awe. They seem to be nice, but you’re the one that fell in love with me first. Personally, I think the two of us are a match made in Heaven. I’ll be waiting for you because you’re worth the wait.
